I got a pamphlet in the mail today, addressed to me (not to "the current resident"). On the front in the bottom left corner it said "Important Parent Meeting." I was a little intrigued. So I opened it up. To read this:
Free College Financial Planning Night
Parents, is your child heading to college soon? Don't miss this free workshop!
And on the back: Here is what parents like you are saying about our FREE college financial aid workshop.
Parents like me? I must have missed something! Since when do I have a child who is going to be attending college?! And where has this child been hiding for the past 18 years? And what was I thinking having a child when I was 15! Didn't I know better? And should I attend this meeting to get this child free financial aid. Because I can't afford to send a child to college!
Oh...and do I have a boy or a girl?
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