If someone can explain to me how this works, I will be forever grateful:
Yesterday I wore a pair of jeans that fit perfectly for approximately 2.5 seconds. Okay, so it was more like an hour and a half, but who's counting? Then all of a sudden, the jeans were magically 2 sizes too big and I thought I was going to have to walk bow-legged in order to keep them up! I mean, I get it jeans stretch. That's how they make them nowadays.
But explain to me how the reverse is also true. Today, I wore a pair of jeans that is a size smaller than yesterday's jeans. So, they started off pretty snug, but I was confident that they would stretch throughout the day so that I would be comfortable in them. No. N.O. If anything, they shrunk throughout the day! Seriously, I thought I was gaining poundage by the second today!
So, the moral of the story is...I'm wearing pajama pants to work tomorrow! If only.
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