I just started my vacation!!! WOOHOO! I just finished almost two hours of paperwork. I worked a little over 20 hours the last two days. Sigh. I know that's not much for some people because for some people a 10 hour day is normal, but for me it was a lot! Anyway, to end my year off right, I thought I'd post a funny conversation I had with a client (I had two, but I forgot the other one!).
Last week, I met with a 9 year old female client that I've only been seeing for two weeks. Here is the conversation we had:
Client: Do you have any kids?
Me: No, I don't have any kids.
Client: Are you married?
Me: No, I'm not married.
Client: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: No, I don't have a boyfriend.
Client: Have you EVER had a boyfriend?
Me: Yes, I've had a boyfriend.
Fast forward to later in the session.
Client: How long has it been since you've had a boyfriend?
Me: You know, I don't think I'm going to answer that question.
Did I mention that she's 9???
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