Taking Pleasure in Random Things

Today I was able to pass a police officer. It brings me great pleasure. I was going one mile over the speed limit and I just zoomed right past him. I think this pleasure comes partly from getting stuck behind people who feel the need to go 10 miles under the speed limit when they see a cop anywhere in their vicinity.

Speaking of pet peeves...what's with people who stroll across the street at busy intersections. I mean, I know the pedestrian has the right of way, but shouldn't they at least walk at a nice brisk pace in order to not hold up traffic? Just sayin'!